i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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