Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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