Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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