there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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