what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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