i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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