I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Found your dick twin last night
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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