im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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