His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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