Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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