she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
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