ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
