i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
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