Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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