would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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