Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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