no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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