so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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