why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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