I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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