Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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