I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
