He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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