I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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