Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
how do flat chested girls get laid?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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