No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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