Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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