Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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