He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
whose ass print is on the piano?
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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