Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
smell my finger.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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