All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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