I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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