my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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