Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
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