the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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