so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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