You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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