covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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