How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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