Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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