He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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