pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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