i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
