We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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