Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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