just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
