She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I just googled if crying burns calories
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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