I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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