My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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