Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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