im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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