haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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